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    500+ Post Club Bubba49's Avatar
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    Default Clever signs

    Sign in a Shoe Repair Storein Vancouver that read:
    We will heel you
    We will save your sole
    We will even dye for you

    Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix

    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels”

    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

    At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    You've come to the right place”

    On a Plumber's truck :
    "We repair what your husband fixed”

    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip, Call us

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
    "Invite us to your next blowout”

    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts”

    In a Non-smoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”

    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push”

    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment”

    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary - We hear you coming”

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

    At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
    However, if you don't, You will be de-lighted”

    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry -
    Come on in and get fed up”

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait”

    At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Thank Heaven for little grills”

    In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak”

    And the best one for last…:

    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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    Great signs - Thanks!
    Happy Trails, Warren & Barbara
    "Only a biker knows why a dog sticks it's head out of a car window."

    - '95 GL1500 / '12 MT Phoenix IRS -- '87 GL1200 / TriKing -

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    I had a sign in my shop.... ;
    I would agree with you that the Customer is always right;
    But then that would make Both of us Wrong....
    Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar.....
    2017 M8 Tri-Glide.....

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