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Thread: AK-47 vs. AR-15 vs. Mosin Nagant

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    Default AK-47 vs. AR-15 vs. Mosin Nagant

    AK-It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever.
    AR-You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon infused oil for cleaning.
    MN-It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945.

    AK-You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside.
    AR-You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters.
    MN-You can hit the farm from two counties over.

    AK-Cheap mags are fun to buy.
    AR-Cheap mags melt.
    MN-What's a mag?

    AK-Your safety can be heard from 300 meters away.
    AR-You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger.
    MN-What's a safety?

    AK-When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club.
    AR-When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat.
    MN-When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood.

    AK-Recoil is manageable, even fun.
    AR-What's recoil?
    MN-Recoil is often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot.

    AK-Your sight adjustment goes to10, and you have never bothered moving it.
    AR-Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle.
    MN-Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you've actually tried it.

    AK-Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation's most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide.
    AR-Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nation's most illiterate conscripts.
    MN-Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time.

    AK-Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling.
    AR-Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system.
    MN-You rifle has dog collars.

    AK-Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter. AR-Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife.
    MN-Your bayonet is longer than your leg.

    AK-You can put a .30 hole through 12 inches of oak, if you can hit it.
    AR-You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds.
    MN-You can knock down everyone elses target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange.

    AK-Your rifle won some revolutions.
    AR-Your rifle won the Cold War.
    MN-Your rifle won a pole vault event.

    AK-You paid $350.
    AR-You paid $900.
    MN-You paid $59.95.

    AK-You buy cheap ammo by the case.
    AR-You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one.
    MN-You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine.

    AK-You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted.
    AR-You foes laugh when you mount your bayonet.
    MN-You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole.

    AK-Service life, 50 years.
    AR-Service life, 40 years.
    MN-Service life, 100 years, and counting.

    AK-It's easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes.
    AR-You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a new upper. MN-You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62x54r.

    AK-You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick.
    AR-You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it's under warranty.
    MN-If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one.

    AK-You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards burst into flames. AR-You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot group.
    MN-You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a 2x4.

    AK-After a long day the range you relax by watching Red Dawn.
    AR-After a long day at the range you relax by watching Blackhawk Down.
    MN-After a long day at the range you relax by visiting the chiropractor.

    AK-After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff shot of Vodka.
    AR-After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and apple pie.
    MN-After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob.

    AK-You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set.
    AR-Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle.
    MN-Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest.

    AK-Your rifle's finish is varnish and paint. AR-Your rifle's finish is Teflon and high tech polymers.
    MN-Your rifle's finish is low grade shellac, cosmoline and Olga's toe nails.

    AK-Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Mikhail Kalashnikov.
    AR-Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Eugene Stoner.
    MN-You're not sure there were cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin.

    AK-Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout Wolverines!
    AR-Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room.
    MN-Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig trench in the the yard to sleep in.

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    Here's where I stole the information above from:

    http://7.62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm

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