AK-47 vs AR-15 vs Mosin Nagant

[Texan]

Sorry, didn't see yours. Got mine from a buddy over in the Middle East.

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[Bubba49]

AK-47 vs. AR-15 vs. Mosin Nagant AK-It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever. AR-You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon infused oil for cleaning. MN-It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945. AK-You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside. AR-You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters. MN-You can hit the farm from two counties over. AK-Cheap mags are fun to buy. AR-Cheap mags melt. MN-What's a mag? AK-Your safety can be heard from 300 meters away. AR-You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger. MN-What's a safety? AK-When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club. AR-When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat. MN-When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood. AK-Recoil is manageable, even fun. AR-What's recoil? MN-Recoil is often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot. AK-Your sight adjustment goes to10, and you have never bothered moving it. AR-Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle. MN-Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you've actually tried it. AK-Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation's most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide. AR-Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nation's most illiterate conscripts. MN-Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time. AK-Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling. AR-Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system. MN-You rifle has dog collars. AK-Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter. AR-Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife. MN-Your bayonet is longer than your leg. AK-You can put a .30 hole through 12 inches of oak, if you can hit it. AR-You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds. MN-You can knock down everyone else’s target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange. AK-Your rifle won some revolutions. AR-Your rifle won the Cold War. MN-Your rifle won a pole vault event. AK-You paid $350. AR-You paid $900. MN-You paid $59.95. AK-You buy cheap ammo by the case. AR-You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one. MN-You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine. AK-You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted. AR-You foes laugh when you mount your bayonet. MN-You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole. AK-Service life, 50 years. AR-Service life, 40 years. MN-Service life, 100 years, and counting. AK-It's easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes. AR-You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a new upper. MN-You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62x54r. AK-You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick. AR-You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it's under warranty. MN-If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one. AK-You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards burst into flames. AR-You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot group. MN-You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a 2x4. AK-After a long day the range you relax by watching Red Dawn. AR-After a long day at the range you relax by watching Blackhawk Down. MN-After a long day at the range you relax by visiting the chiropractor. AK-After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff shot of Vodka. AR-After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and apple pie. MN-After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob. AK-You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set. AR-Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle. MN-Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest. AK-Your rifle's finish is varnish and paint. AR-Your rifle's finish is Teflon and high tech polymers. MN-Your rifle's finish is low grade shellac, cosmoline and Olga's toe nails. AK-Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Mikhail Kalashnikov. AR-Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Eugene Stoner. MN-You're not sure there were cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin. AK-Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout Wolverines! AR-Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room. MN-Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig trench in the the yard to sleep in

Repost of the one I posted
yesterday...

Bubba