Too bad there isn't one to make the cork break the Xmas light bulbs....
Little diversions tickle my simple mind, haha.
The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain
People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot. - Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
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