When I announced my soon to be retirement, a riding buddy wrote this song parody for me. Apologies to Johnny Paycheck
Sing to the tune of "Take This Job and Shove It"
Take your teeth and shove em...
I ain't workin on them no more...
I'm so tired of smellin your bad breath...
Every time I come in that door......
You better find another Dentist.......
If your gums are red and sore...
Take your teeth and shove em...
I ain't workin on them no more...
Well..that case of Gingivitis...
Really is gross to me....
That's why I'm sellin this business...
And headin off to set myself free....
I've found myself a buyer...
And your gonna hear me say..
I'm a headin off on a Goldwing...
To enjoy my future days.......
Take your teeth and shove em...
I ain't workin on them no more...
I'm so tired of smellin your bad breath...
Every time I come in that door......
You better find another Dentist.......
If your gums are red and sore...
Take your teeth and shove em...
I ain't workin on them no more...