Cinco de Mayo, The Truth......
Cinco de Mayo, Isn't the celebration of The Mexicans independence or them winning a war......It is the Mourning of the sinking of the Titanic....
Let me Explane...
The next port of call of the Titanic after New York would have been Veracruz Mexico had it not sunk, And on the ship to be derived to Mexico were 100'000 cases of Hellmann's Mayonnaise....And everyone knows the Mexicans love their Mayonnaise almost as much as they love their beer....
Hence, They Mourn the Cinco de Mayo.....:titanic: