Funny bumper stickers

[Nana]

Seen on my neighbor's truck bumper:

"The reason PETA protests Fur more than Leather is that it is easier to intimidate rich little old ladies than a motorcycle gang."

 

[Papa Zook]

OR a chick in CHAPS!

 

[Nana]

OK, I know I started this as bumper stickers, but this is too funny not to share :

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[Juju]

In the words of Larry the Cable Guy, "I don't care who you are, that's funny!"

And on the same topic, here's something I received in my email recently--a new dance couple on Dancing with the Stars:

 

[Trikerjim]

"Ya'll ain't right".....

 

[Nana]

"Ya'll ain't right".....

Oh thank goodness! If we were "right" we wouldn't fit in with this nutty group. LOL

 

[Papa Zook]

That video is hilarious nana!

 

[Ozarkryder]

A few bumper stickers I've seen recently that caught my attention:

"I'd tell you to go the Hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you that much."

and

"I dont mind going to work, but that 8 hour wait to go home is a bitch."

and on the bumper of my truck-

"Leisureholic"

 

[Juju]

"Ya'll ain't right".....

Yeah, big surprise. Like I've never heard THAT before!

 

[The Wolf]

I saw a bumper sticker in England which said "somewhere in texas the village idiot has gone missing" I wonder who they were talking about????

 

[Sir-Humpalot]

For the electricians among us....

ELECTRICIANS DO IT TILL IT Hz!!!!!

 

[Gorilla]

The newest from my neighbor who does bumber stickers:

"THE REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS THAT HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE"

Ted

 

[katfish16]

Hmmmm think I will play Santa this year

 

[saybel]

Not funny, but one of my favorites:
"Life's an adventure, twist the throttle."

 

[saybel]

Hmmmm think I will play Santa this year

Katfish..........That was bad not OLD.

 

[Nana]

"Where, exactly, is it we are going? And why am I in this handbasket?"

 

[saybel]

"Where, exactly, is it we are going? And why am I in this handbasket?"

I'll have to pass that along to Pat.

 

[Gorilla]

Nana, you open the door we are just going through it.

 

[threewheeled]

If you can read this, thank a teacher
If it is in english, thank a soldier!
kodiak

 

[Nana]

If you can read this, thank a teacher
If it is in english, thank a soldier!
kodiak

I always liked that one too, Kodiak!