What Goes Through A Cat's Mind

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Monday Cat Humor[/B][/FONT][/COLOR]:kitty:[COLOR=#5A5A5A][FONT=&amp]

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the satisfaction from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[B]Tuesday [/B][B]Cat Humor[/B]:kitty:

[COLOR=#5A5A5A][FONT=&amp]Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to throw up on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[B]Wednesday [/B][B]Cat Humor[/B]:kitty:

[COLOR=#5A5A5A][FONT=&amp]Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.[/FONT][/COLOR]

WOW!

[B]My wife must have introduced her two cat's to you[/B]..................You just compared them to a *T*

Ronnie

Thursday

Eat the neighbors goldfish 😁..