The South - You Gotta Love It

Arkansas
>>
>> A group of Arkansas friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the
>>day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight
>>of an eight-point buck. "Where's Ralph?" the others asked.
>> "Ralph had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,"
>>the successful hunter replied.
>> "You left Ralph laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
>> "A tough call," nodded Mike, the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
>>steal Ralph!"
>>
>>
>>Louisiana
>> A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying .. "When the end of the world
>>comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied, "He'd rather be
>>in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the
>>rest of the civilized world."
>>
>>
>>Missouri
>>
>> The young man from Missouri came running into the store and said to his
>>buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
>> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
>> The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
>>
>>
>>North Carolina
>>
>> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
>>and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind
>>it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
>> A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
>>around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
>> The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
>> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
>> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the
>>front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
>>
>>
>> Tennessee
>>
>> A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked,
>>"Got any ID?”
>> The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
>>
>>
>> Texas
>>
>> The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up
>>into the ditch.
>> The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you
>>see that sign right over your head."
>> "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, cause it says: 'Fine
>>For Dumping Garbage'."
>>
>>
>>You can say what you want about the South,
>>But you never hear of anyone retiring
>>and moving North!!

Hey! I resemble that remak!!! lol!

Amen to the living in the south! Anye Hill

As long as you do not get blown away by tornados..

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