I'm gonna post this one in the kitchen.
It's ok Archie, I've slept there before.
My husband flatly denies he wrote these, but I don't actually believe him, especially because they are all in caps and all numbered as #1..... it was Mike, I just know it!!!!
MAN RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story.
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.
YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1.
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1.
IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.
YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
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I'm gonna post this one in the kitchen.
It's ok Archie, I've slept there before.
Some of these ring a bell! Very interesting, very interesting.
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Funny. Makes me happy, happy, happy.
Those are pretty funny. I especially liked #1. That one is so true.
.....is there a problem here......sounds pretty straight forward to me.....
..if it has WHEELS, I'm in...ThumbUp
I know this does not sound very "manly", but I found after 40+ years, Yes Dear, works for me!
And Good night, and I Love you, will cure everything that has happened that day!
Regards,
Rosy
From NH
Rosy,
you are so correct.
StumpPuller here, Did i mention "her" name is WIDOW? LOL, LOL,LOL...
It's allright Mike! Yr secret is safe with me!
You dont stop riding because you're getting old. You get old cause you stopped riding
Yes dear !!
No matter how many times you have to explain these concepts they will always be a concept not a fact with the female mind..........
2012 Tri-Glide, DK's Lift Brackets, 416 Progressive shocks, S&S Power Tune Duals Header, V&H Monster Rounds , HD Ventelator AC, FCS Fans, Tank raised 2", Dual Halogen Headlight, L.R.S 10" Tinted Windshield, Hammock Seat, Tourpak 1"raise & 2" back & Light conversion, PV w/Target Tune, Bagger Bar, Harley 2" pullback bars, Running AmsOil in all Boxes.
I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life....
most of them never happened.;)
Rosy, Dianne says you are right about everything. She wants to know who wrote these rules, since women overule these rules anyways. She said all that right after trying to hit me with her glucometer (right after reading those rules to her).
....MAN UP DUDES.....it is time they understood our sensitivities.... I will be eating soup and bologna tonight because I forwarded this to the "warden"...as I respectfully call her...don't think she liked it or me for that matter
Looks like some rules I could live by.
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Red Ultra Powered By Head-Quarters 120, Easy Clutch Pull By ClutchWIZ. 2012 GL1800 Hannigan. I've yet to ride a stock Harley which wasn't in need of a mechanical intervention.
Rule #2, ALWAYS, have an " Escape Route ", in the event #1 rules don't work...
Rule # 1: I KNOW what PMS means, Paul Must suffer!
Enjoy life now!----------IT HAS AN EXPERATION DATE
1989 HARLEY DAVIDSON TOUR GLIDE ULTRA CHAMPION- A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING-(CUT YOUR WOLF LOOSE!)
the difference between a good trike and a bad one depends entirely on the integrity of it's builder!
Rule # 3 ..MAN .. should always have the last word and we all know what that is ....
You know it can be very difficult to be heard from the dog house and that's where most of us would be if we try to put in the "last" word!
Walk away and say nothing, but don't forget to duck, ask Bikerbozo, he knows the drill!
Try a make a few points, buy her a Mother's Day card and take her out to dinner, or if you are really in the dog house, buy her some flowers.
Good luck and let me know how you made out!
Regards,
Rosy
From NH