Be Careful What You Ask a Child

[jtilmon]

Love this story: A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was?

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can
... also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down
enough for the service to continue.

[americanbadass]

...funny stuff....Mr. Tillmon

[slick rick]

...Now that would make the Elders cover their eyes :

[Rod69]

I can see that happening

[slimfin]

Yessir!!!

[bustedwing]

Just had to ask, didn't you!

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Just had to ask, didn't you!

[DakotaTG]

Great post. It reminds me of the days of Art Linkletter and "Kids say the Darnest Things".

2011 Merlot and Black TG

[Phu Cat]

Yeah, that one makes the BB at the club!

PC

[lgjhn]

Call a doc after 4 hours? Heck with that. I'd be calling KPLC News to come take pics as a miracle just took place.....LOL

[Burnerboy]

Call a doc after 4 hours? Heck with that. I'd be calling KPLC News to come take pics as a miracle just took place.....LOL

Best come back ever!!! **** stars to you

Ronnie