The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[rhino 2]

This is the first time in about 66 years that i haven't had a Dog...I kinda make up for it by letting out my sons dogs a few times a week...

[consitter]

Sorry to hear...do you plan on getting another?

[rhino 2]

Sorry to hear...do you plan on getting another?

The Wife says, NO!.... But i do get to let out my Son's Dogs a few times a week.
I'll never have another like my last, A Border Collie , Had him for 14 years and never had him on a leash, He wouldn't leave the property, He would chase deer right up to the property line and stop dead and let the deer run off.. When people would walk by he would push a tennis ball with his nose in front of them so they would throw it back...

[consitter]

The Wife says, NO!.... But i do get to let out my Son's Dogs a few times a week.
I'll never have another like my last, A Border Collie , Had him for 14 years and never had him on a leash, He wouldn't leave the property, He would chase deer right up to the property line and stop dead and let the deer run off.. When people would walk by he would push a tennis ball with his nose in front of them so they would throw it back...

Border Collies are about the smartest dogs out there. I think an Australian Shepherd and Jack Russell are the only 2 that might outsmart them. My grandmother had an exception to the rule. It would chase cars as they drove down the road by her property. I watched that crazy dog actually bite into a tire and get flopped over and over a few times once. It got up, shook it off and chased the very next car that came down the road.

[rhino 2]

I know the voices in my head aren't real' But i gotta say sometimes they have great ideas... Like for instance just yesterday the voices were rattling in my head and i was

[David357]

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.....if I was insane.

[rhino 2]

Na' The voices just paused , So i'm waiting for new command instructions probably gonna need new Tinfoil for my hat...

[David357]

The grandkids will love that.........

[Catfish]

You short circuited.

[rhino 2]

Hope it didn't short out that would be disastrous for me... Because that hat is my lucky Funeral hat' Every time that i wear it at a Funeral i'm not the dead guy....

[consitter]

True...but you've got a little less time to live every time you wear it....

[rhino 2]

True...but you've got a little less time to live every time you wear it....

Yea, I understand 'But to Quote Yogi, I have to go to funeral's' Cause if i don't go to their's'
''They won't go to mine''....

[1dn5up]

Like said previously, paying for tv gets no comercials My pillow.com - copper top pot - call BDO - and it takes up 50% of every program. Cable, Mine just went up $11.00. School and land tax, up. Insurance, up . Will SS have a large cost of living increase this year ?

[Zammy]

From what I've read, looks like less than a $3.00 COLA raise this year, whoopee!!!!

[consitter]

I would say that's better than a sock in the nose, but in that case, I'm not so sure....

[rhino 2]

It is what it is.... SS' wasn't made for you to live on' It was just to force you to save a little money to supplement what you should have been saving while you were working...

[Catfish]

The government named it appropriately. Social Security prevents rebellion. They don't do anything without a motive.

[consitter]

Blame it on FDR

[rhino 2]

Blame it on FDR

At the time it was a good system... Its when the money was syphoned into the general funds.... And the real killer was when the bleeding harts started adding entitlements... You notice they call them entitlements and not welfare... Semantic word play tricks.....

[consitter]

They tried to make everything sound "right". The original political correctness.