Dear Winter, I hate to do this to you via this forum. I am writing you to break up. I know we have had a good two month run but it is time. It's not you, it's me. Yes the sleet was great. I even liked the thing you did with the ice and snow, but I need more. I have met someone else. Her name is Spring and she is perfect for me. I will leave all of your things in the drive way and front yard.
Dennis