Wisdom from an old man.

[rhino 2]

When you see a Woman, And want her badly........
Please consider the Following......

No mater how beautiful she is.....
No matter how sexy she is ......
No matter how huge her breasts are ......

Now I completely forgotten where I was going with this.....:xzqxz::vxtyaq:

Sorry for wasting your time..........

 

[rmrc51]

So sad,,,,,. But true,lol. :laugh:

 

[Rosy]

What was he talking about..Lost train of thought! What was I doing on this web site, can anyone help me? Has anyone seen my trike keys? OMG, what day is this?
Things that happen every day! LOL

Rosy

 

[bongobobny]

Ummm, maybe you were thinking about maintenance costs???

 

[tom w]

When you see a Woman, And want her badly........
Please consider the Following......

No mater how beautiful she is.....
No matter how sexy she is ......
No matter how huge her breasts are ......

Now I completely forgotten where I was going with this.....:xzqxz::vxtyaq:

Sorry for wasting your time..........

of what ? please send pictures and we will post to lost and found

 

[pcombe]

When you see a Woman, And want her badly........
Please consider the Following......

No mater how beautiful she is.....
No matter how sexy she is ......
No matter how huge her breasts are ......

Now I completely forgotten where I was going with this.....:xzqxz::vxtyaq:

Sorry for wasting your time..........

 

[jaxbobg]

Well crap!! By the time I scrolled to the end of this thread I forgot what it was about.
Where am I? What day is this?

Did someone mention women with big tatas? I'm down with that (whatever that means).

 

[Bikerbozo]

What was the discussion? Something about headlights. Halogen 34DD wattage that can be seen from a long way away. :qpnmt:

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My wife just sent the following telepathic message to me..."You pig!"
If the snout fits. :qpnmt:

 

[tom w]

im from the "show me" state .

 

[jaxbobg]

I love bright headlights, the bigger the better.

Reminds me though of something I once heard...

An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"

"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face.

 

[pcombe]

I love bright headlights, the bigger the better.

Reminds me though of something I once heard...

An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"

"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face.

 

[StorminNormin]

The brighter the lights the better, I always say.

We are talking about headlights? Right?

 

[bongobobny]

What was the discussion? Something about headlights. Halogen 34DD wattage that can be seen from a long way away. :qpnmt:

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My wife just sent the following telepathic message to me..."You pig!"
If the snout fits. :qpnmt:

I'm thinking more like 38 - 40 watts...

 

[slick rick]

What was the discussion? Something about headlights. Halogen 34DD wattage that can be seen from a long way away. :qpnmt:

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My wife just sent the following telepathic message to me..."You pig!"
If the snout fits. :qpnmt:

,,,,Man gotta be what a man gotta be .

 

[tom w]

,,,,Man gotta be what a man gotta be .

throw an ear of corn in the hog lot and see what happens........just sayin

 

[mtn rider]

I don't need to remember what day of the week it is anymore since I realized the THICK PAPER comes on Sunday.

 

[Doug D.]

When you see a Woman, And want her badly........
Please consider the Following......

No mater how beautiful she is.....
No matter how sexy she is ......
No matter how huge her breasts are ......

Now I completely forgotten where I was going with this.....:xzqxz::vxtyaq:

Sorry for wasting your time..........

Lemme help with this...

When you see a Woman, And want her badly........
Please consider the Following......

No matter how beautiful she is.....
No matter how sexy she is ......
No matter how huge her breasts are ......

Somebody, somewhere, is sick of her crap!

(Man, am I in trouble now... )

 

[bongobobny]

Now THAT'S wisdom!!!

 

[jaxbobg]

throw an ear of corn in the hog lot and see what happens........just sayin

Reminds me of the old farmer and his wife, leaning against the edge of their pig-pen. The old woman mentions to the old man that next week would be their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."