Parachute re-listing..

[msocko3]

The Parachute was made by the Acme Parachute and Anvil Manufacturing Company..

The guy who had the riggers Certificate met an untimely death. I'm selling the Parachute on behalf of his Widow ..

I'd bid a couple possum and a skunk.

 

[Texan]

The Parachute was made by the Acme Parachute and Anvil Manufacturing Company..

The guy who had the riggers Certificate met an untimely death. I'm selling the Parachute on behalf of his Widow ..

So you're selling it for a fellow that met an untimely death. The chute has never been opened and he worked for an anvil company. Any chance he had his anvil sample case with him when he hit the ground, sorry, when he met this so called "untimely" death.
Think I'm going to pass. Have my eye on malfunctioning suicide vest.

8~\o

 

[Trent]

An old joke I heard when living in Oregon:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum that it could be done.

 

[jaxbobg]

Was the parachute ordered from this catalog? If so, what was the original price? :xzqxz: Notice that ACME has been re-defining pain for over 60 years. :laugh:

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So I found out that my second wife joined a sky dive club and is making her first jump tomorrow morning. We aren't on good terms, but I sure do hope her parachute opens.

Last time something that big hit the Earth, the dinosaurs got wiped out.

 

[rhino 2]

Have my eye on malfunctioning suicide vest.

I'll bet that statement [suicide vest] Just Stopped 3 NSA Satellites in their tracks and are at this very moment pointing their antenna's at your house...
.:wave4::wave4::wave4::cxtv::xszpv:

 

[rhino 2]

Sale Pending..........