Either a drunk or a texter was going south and I was going north. When we were about 100' apart they came completely in my lane. We were both doing 40mph. To avoid a head on I swerved onto the grassy roadside. It was dark. I didn't know there was a canal there. The Free went airborne, crashed into a 6' wide drainage pipe then into the canal. Water was about 3' deep. The SOB didn't even stop. My Guardian Angel was with me. I fell off the bike just before it hit the pipe and sank. Bike was in the water for 2 hours before it got pulled out. The front end kind of exploded on impact. Both forks snapped in half. The only thing holding the front of the bike together was the wires and brake lines. Gas tank,rear fender,side cover, seat, handle bar, front fender, front rim, and a lot more obliterated. Plus water damage to engine and wiring. Allstate came out today and totaled it. I have the "we'll buy you a new MC" feature on my policy. We'll see how that works! But I didn't get a scratch on me. Just a little sore from bouncing. I just lost my glasses and my shoes that fell off and landed in the water.