New contest!!! Funniest joke wins (let's keep in PG rated :))

[SEE THROUGH BRAZ]

New contest!!! Funniest joke wins (let's keep in PG rated )

So Al needs some funny laughs as he is currently benched by his team of doctors from riding for the next few weeks. He is being a good sport but I am sure would appreciate some laughs. The funniest joke gets a custom bike tat of either the 3 inch circle or the 2x6 rectangle. Al is the one deciding who wins so make them funny . Ready set, go!

The winner will be choose on April 1sr. Make sure to get your entries in by Friday, March 31st at midnight.

 

[Sully]

Maybe Al can relate to this :Shrug:

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................ "Try doing it with the engine running."

 

[rhino 2]

My Daughter in-law is a Nurse in OB and she told me this story.....When a male Doctor was performing female relic exams, She has to be in the room also..One day a new MD doing his residency was quite embarrass , So to cover his embarrassment he unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly..

The middle aged lady whom we was performing the exam on' Suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing him.. He then looked up from his work and sheepishly said..

I'm sorry , Was i tickling you? She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard, No Doctor, But the song you were whistling was ...

I wish i was an Oscar Mayer Wiener.....

 

[Sully]

What do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil ?



Answer....Empty

 

[ljk]

My boss told me to have a good day...

So I went home!

 

[frostbite51]

This is one of those old timer tales that us old timers like to tell, so it'll take a spell. This is about my father in law, who has passed, so I can tell this tale.

This would have been about 40 years ago. My FIL bought a used motorhome late in the season. This was the first camper he owned that had indoor plumbing. He took the family fishing a couple of times with it before the snows came. First thing next spring the wife and I went along for some Northern fishing. We had a little pull type camper.



It's good fishing off shore during spawning season, right after ice out. The place we went was primitive, which meant there was a trail to drive on and you pulled off and camped in the grass.



We found our spot and I got the trailer set, and the inlaws parked about ten yards away, and just as we were getting settled two old boys parked ten yards past the inlaws. They had a pickup with a topper and a small boat tied on top.

The FIL and I got our lines out and settled back with the lawn chairs and beer. The two old boys put the boat in and took off across the lake. It was dark by then, and we were enjoying life when the MIL shouts out “The toilet's plugged up.”



WTF? We go look, and yep, the creek's arising. FIL swears he drained the tank last year. He pulls the cap off the drain and opens the slide valve and gets maybe a cup of dish water, nothing else.



So I ask him if there's two tanks, some campers have a gray water and a black water. He didn't think so, but he crawls under. I hear a “What's this?”, and he comes flying out, chased by 20 gallons of last year's poop.



Well, it doesn't spread far, caught by the grass, but it stinks to high heaven. We end up 20 feet away waiting for the stink to go down. The women all retreated to my camper.



Just then we hear the two old boys coming back in their boat. My FIL decides we should probably tell them what happened, so we walk over to meet them as they land.



We were talking fishing first when two things happened. An old, beat up Chevy drove past, valves tapping, rods knocking, muffler banging. And the wind shifted, bringing all that stink on top of us.



I wondered what my FIL was going to say, when one of the old boys perked his nose up and sniffed a couple of times, “Yep, propane car,” he says, “You can always tell.”



We agreed, and beat a hasty retreat...

 

[JIMSFLH]

A young teacher was talking to her class about starvation and how horrible it is. She asked the class if anyone could come to the blackboard and draw a picture of "starvation"? A little boy raises his hand and proceeds to draw a circle with a bone in the center. The teacher asked "what is that" ? the boy replied " it's a plate with a bare bone on it".. the teacher replied," well a dog could eat the bone and get nourishment from that so that's not a good picture of starvation ". And it went on for a while with no one able to draw a picture of the subject. Finally Little Johnnie walks to the blackboard and draws a circle with a bunch of crisscrossed lines in the center. The teacher asked " what in the world is that supposed to be?" Johnnie replied " It's a butthole with cobwebs .... if you don't eat you don't poop"!

 

[SEE THROUGH BRAZ]

Everyone's a winner!

Everyone that submitted a joke is a winner! Al thought these were all funny that he couldn't just pick one! So be on the look out for a pm from me with a code to get a free custom bike tat! Congratulations!

 

[Sully]

Thats Outstanding, We Thank you for your form support. :clapping:

 

[rhino 2]

Ok you sent me a pm on how to redeem the tat... And all i get is a tee shirt web site..:Shrug:

 

[consitter]

Ok you sent me a pm on how to redeem the tat... And all i get is a tee shirt web site..:Shrug:

Meredith is great!

She'll handle it for you for you tell her what you want.

 

[Sully]

Everyone that submitted a joke is a winner! Al thought these were all funny that he couldn't just pick one! So be on the look out for a pm from me with a code to get a free custom bike tat! Congratulations!

Received my Custom Made Tats today from the contest. A Big Shout Out and Thank You to

SEE THROUGH BRAZ for having this contest and for their Great form support. :clapping: