So just did a little research. Never heard of a Zonky. Turns out a Zonky is actually a stripe painted Donkey in Tijuana. The stripes made the Donkeys more visible in fading B/W pics tourists took years ago with them.
As far as Zonkeys, holy crap, they are real. Under a couple different names.
We won't talk about Unicorns (implanting horn buds on goat skulls doesn't really count).
I need to get a life apparently, this is what happens when stuck in office for too many weeks in a row.
That mastiff looks scary. Hate to meet him in a dark alley...
Probably don't have to worry about him/her too much, as not too many folks could actually afford one...
Big YIKES on that swing of death...I think I'd want rhino's parachute on if I were stupid enough to get on it in the first place...