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You know you're getting old when...
Today HD of Dallas had a big party to kick off summer and for Memorial Day to honor. Besides deals on bikes and sales, free lunch, bikini bike wash, Hooters Babes pictures. Dealership is not far from my house, the bikini gals are spectacular, but I decided to skip it and finish my patio project, mow the lawn and do a little maintenance on the truck camper. I must be getting old when I trade out phyical labor cardiovascular work to the cardio escalation one gets from the bikini babes.
At some point you realized how you really look necked in a full length mirror , And you also realize that the Babes aren't interested in you , Its just a paid gig for them...Like the bar maids that flirt with with you for,$$$$$$$Originally Posted by Freewheeling Ron
Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar.....
2019 Tri-Glide.......
If you want to see me nakid then you need therapy !! My hooters were taken out by the gravity factor. Like its said after a while even the baker skips cup cakes ! But if ya want one its always there.
2012 Triglide Piaggio MP3 500 to get groceries 1991 FLHS as back up
"Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it !"
Tiffany, Olive, Daisy, “The Three Musketeers” together again.
One of the local HD Dealers here had FREE Foot Long Hot Dogs and FREE Beer from 12pm / 2pm.
And the Bikini Bike Wash.
2013 Tri-Glide with a few extras
Vietnam Vet 66 / 67
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
you know your old
Oh I forgot the topic;
When vodka and lemonade is no longer refreshing. Aaaaah !
also when rock n roll don’t get your juices flowin.☎️
2012 Triglide Piaggio MP3 500 to get groceries 1991 FLHS as back up
"Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it !"
Tiffany, Olive, Daisy, “The Three Musketeers” together again.
So true. But, with the right incentive many a young lass has attached herself to an older guy. One can skip many of the mid life issues if teamed with the right person. Wisdom, financial security etc. Done it a couple of times when single in my 50's, fun for 3 to 5 years or so. But I don't view it as the bikini/Hooters being attracted to me, they aren't. Like you say a paid gig for money. But it's still fun.At some point you realized how you really look necked in a full length mirror , And you also realize that the Babes aren't interested in you , Its just a paid gig for them...Like the bar maids that flirt with with you for,$$$$$$$
It's like the old joke where the guy's in the old folks home and his friends want to give him something really special for his birthday. So they hire a hooker. She shows up and says I'm here to give you super sex. And he asks what is the soup.
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Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar.....
2019 Tri-Glide.......
Does anyone else need to rethink this?......
Now you're hitting below the belt.......Does anyone else need to rethink this?......
Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar.....
2019 Tri-Glide.......
Nothing to rethink, get me a nice lounger and I’ll watch it alllll day. Just take my pulse every hr.
2012 Triglide Piaggio MP3 500 to get groceries 1991 FLHS as back up
"Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it !"
Tiffany, Olive, Daisy, “The Three Musketeers” together again.
That's why I do Saturday service on my trike. Bike wash every Saturday, makes the wait worthwhile.
I'll watch the bikini clad gals all day but they aren't touching my bike. Seen way too many drop the sponge or rag and just pick it up and run it all over someone's bike. I just know there are little scratches everywhere on that bike. Nope, won't touch mine but I'll watch. Matter of fact that's all I can do. Yep, way over the hill here.
The only reason some people are still alive is it's illegal to shoot them.
American Legion Rider
Something's wrong here: That's' not my bike!Does anyone else need to rethink this?......
Ronnie
Wonder just how much trouble I'd get if I accidentally pulled one of those little strings.
The only reason some people are still alive is it's illegal to shoot them.
American Legion Rider
If you are a producer and want to put her in a movie 'None!......That is till 10 years latter after she made her fame $$$$, Then you''ll need a lawyer.....Wonder just how much trouble I'd get if I accidentally pulled one of those little strings.
Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar.....
2019 Tri-Glide.......
About as much trouble as going after that peanut you mentioned in another thread.Wonder just how much trouble I'd get if I accidentally pulled one of those little strings.
I would LMAO to see the responseWonder just how much trouble I'd get if I accidentally pulled one of those little strings.
All kidding aside, if you dont appreciate a good looking gal you are blind or dead
Nuff Said," Were Burnin Daylight, Lets Ride"(Sober 37 years)
Current ride : 2021 FREEWHEELER M8, oldest ride 1960 FL
Those young ones remind me too much of my granddaughters. Removes any desire
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