Heaven

[1dn5up]

Was just thinkin as to when I arrive, if accepted, if you are interviewed? After all our maker stamps you in and out so there should be no questions.

1- Is there a wall , to keep the rift raft or non qualified out ? Will the big guy pick them up like a ant and flick them to the basement 😈 ?

2- What actually goes on there, there ain’t no beer , that’s why we drink it here !

3- Does the bingo game go on forever, and how do you keep the markers on your cloud ?

4- Are there people you really still don’t want to be reunited with going to greet you ?

No ones ever could give me the answer. Always got some mumbo jumbo explanation !

5- BTW; What’s for dinner

[Sidecarbill]

I think these questions are best contemplated at 3 o'clock in the morning. Always nice to have something to think about while you're layin there wide awake and the rest of the world is asleep.

[rhino 2]

You'll know all the answers when you get there....And then you'll know which line to stand on for the free beer....

[Lee H. Mann]

Most of us have heard that heaven is a place where the streets are paved with gold, the gates are made of pearl, and the walls made of precious jewels. Those images come from Revelation 21, which offers us the most extended picture of heaven in the entire Bible. If you ask me if I believe those things are literally true, the answer is yes and no. Yes, they are literally true but no, heaven won't be anything like we imagine. It will be much greater.

I love the old story of the rich man who, on his death bed, negotiated with God to allow him to bring his earthly treasures with him when he came to heaven. God's reaction was that this was a most unusual request, but since this man had been exceptionally faithful, permission was granted to bring along just one suitcase.

The time arrived, the man presented himself at the pearly gates, suitcase in hand- BOTH hands, actually, since he had stuffed it with as many bars of gold bullion as would fit. St. Peter said, "Sorry, you know the rules-you can't take it with you." But the man protested, "God said I could … one suitcase." St. Peter checked, found out that this one would be an exception, prepared to let the man enter, then said, "OK, but I will have to examine the contents before you pass." He took the suitcase, opened it, saw the gold bars and asked quizzically, "You brought PAVEMENT?"

Note: This story is from the sermon "Heaven" by Dr. David Leininger, March 30, 1997

When John writes about a street paved with gold, I do not doubt his words. He simply reports what he saw in his vision. Thus his words are literally true. They are also meant to tell us that the things we value so highly in this life will be used to pave the roads in heaven.

So, that being said, there must be an ocean of beer !!!

[1dn5up]

I’ve been told that only the good die young . So my reasoning is being Thers a shortage of good folks upstairs , the lord takes what he/she needs. The rest are left here to suffer and deal with the BS.

So if your not a good guy , your qona be here for quite a loooong time!

[rhino 2]

The saying, Only the good die young is a rumor started by the Bad guys........

The quest for immortally is never ending, The more you learn about it, The more you know about it, The more you know about it, The more You learn how little you actually knew about it.................