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What Goes Through A Cat's Mind
Monday Cat Humor
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the satisfaction from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Tuesday Cat Humor
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to throw up on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
Wednesday Cat Humor
Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
