Here's an actual 911 call to the Memphis, TN emergency call center! Dispatcher: 9-1-1, what's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Dave Those voices in my head may not be real, but they have some really good ideas.
very good-keep them coming
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