Ten Reasons Dogs are Better than Cats

[Blondie Gal]

Now, I'm a lover of both puppydogs and kittycats, but these are all true.

1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.

2. Cats look silly on a leash.

3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.

6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.

8. Dogs have owners; cats have staff.

9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.

10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.


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[Boscoporp]

Half way thru I became confused and thought we were talking about men & women

 

[trikerslave]

Having both, I agree............................:wave4::wave4:

 

[Misty]

Women and cats do exactly whatever they want to and men and dogs need to just get used to it.