Love it Nana. Are these from personal experience?
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
Warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
What the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
Are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
Like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
Friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
Can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-
Lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
Logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
You are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
People are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
Getting your ass kicked..
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
Tpye reel Gode.
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No matter the storm, when you are with God, there is always a rainbow waiting.
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Love it Nana. Are these from personal experience?
Stallion #406 // 2013 Tri-Glide
'Fraid not, Ted. Not much of a drinker myself.... but I'm kinda expecting some of them to come true on Maggierita Night in Maggie Valley
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No matter the storm, when you are with God, there is always a rainbow waiting.
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May want to cut back on our consumption of Maggieritas . . . just sayin' . . .
"You mean I'm not a good singer"..................................
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