Do you know how to tell your girlfriend is gainning weight?

[Boscoporp]

When she can fit into your wife's clothes!

[TriGlide]

When I backed out my driveway the other day and my tail pipes bottomed out for the first time in two years. Thats how.

[ROAD DOG]

When you look in your trike mirrors and you think you have wrinkles in your rear fenders, you realize its just her hipps & legs hanging over in those freakin stretch pants!!! TEEHEE

[Yogisan]

When you have to grease her hips to get through the toll booth.

[Blondie Gal]

You guys realize, of course, that you're all dead and just don't know it . . . ?

[dirtdobber]

[jim peacock]

Missing four trikers,suspects their wives.

[SEAlaskan]

"Boy" you guys haven't learned? Just remember, you have to sleep at night!!
Butch

[Red]

The original question referrred to your girlfriend gaining weight so why should the wives be angry?

[Papa Zook]

The original question referrred to your girlfriend gaining weight so why should the wives be angry?

Since when did they need a reason?

[rodeo1]

thats why we all have these cute little internet names.

[Blondie Gal]

thats why we all have these cute little internet names.

You idiots - we have NANA!!!

[ThirdWheel]

My wife doesn't mind letting me know she thinks my girlfriend is putting on weight. In fact she refers to her as that "fat bi**h". Don't know what she has against her.

[Meastro319]

If I even THOUGHT about having a girlfriend I wouldn't be here posting right now.

[Ozarkryder]

Gentlemen, a toast: To our wives and girlfriends - may they never meet!

Excuse me now, I've got to be duckin' and runnin'

[Mick]

You just have to get her a bigger trike.

[Blondie Gal]

You just have to get her a bigger trike.

Just for the record, that is NOT Scalp Hunter and Blondie Gal . . . I swear.

[TNTriker]

[flyer91]

When even the blue pills don't work!!

[Ironhorsepilot]

When even the blue pills don't work!!

At least it's the girl friends problem!!!!