I would like all of you to consider a bill I am about to lobby my congress reps to attach to the pending bail-out bills. I am calling it the Stallion freedom and rescue plan. With this rider (that can easily be attached to the multi-trillion dollar pending bail-out bills) I will only be asking for payments that are remaining on existing loans for the Stallions that have already been produced (we are talking less than 300).
If you have shown enough responsibility to already pay off your Stallion, then you don't need this money, and you are excluded! If you have enough money to pay off your existing Stallion loan, but you have not done it, you are in luck, because we don't care, the point of this economic stimulus is to free Stallion Owners from existing debt that is keeping them from riding their Stallion and spreading economic wealth through the USA!
We plan to argue how we are actually linked to Ford through our mighty power plant. As part of Ford's secrete plan to build more energy efficient and fun vehicles, and not tell anyone about it, we deserve a part of the bailout funds.
I would like to remind everyone that this is a politically neutral bill, it does not matter if you are Democrat or Republican, in an effort to unite the parties through a burst of Socialism, err... economic stimiulious... what ever you want to call it, in the words of Jerry McGuire... just "SHOW US THE MONEY!"
If this first part of our plan falls short of achieving our goals of working less and riding more, then I plan to work to attach this to future funding for the Department of the Interior, as the government is so large, we can consider our Stallions to be an endangered species and eligible for protection, and what better way to protect them, then with an economic package to ensure they can run, err, ride free throughout the country, and multiply to the point when some time in the future they will not need protection. PETA should lend us a hand, due to the fact that we will not hurt any living animal by riding this forward, and the American Human Society will also be happy that we will not be affecting any live Stallions in any way, or manner, in our endeavor.
So to sum it up, and to simplify it for our elected officials; All the Stallion seats that will be filled for this program have already been sold. The money has already whet to the unions that have built the engines, and the sales taxes have been paid. Too many of our brethren are toiling countless hours in pointless jobs, when they could be injecting economic stimulus across the country by spending their time riding and touring.
Contact your elected official today and ask for them to treat us like the rest of the country and let us have a free ride too!
Stallion - It is not just a trike, it is your opportunity to inject economic stimulus into multiple communities throughout the country, with a little help from the deep pockets in congress!