(LOL)
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-know heart surgeon in his workshop. The surgeon was waiting for the Service Manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic called across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em up, put 'em back in and when I have finished, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks?"
The surgeon paused, smiled, leant over and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
(LOL)
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