John Luciano
One Of The Origionals , TOI - New England
> Forget Rednecks ......>
about New Englanders...
> >
> >If your local Dairy Queen is closed
> > from October through April, you live in New England .
> >
> > If someone in a Home Depot store
> > offers you assistance and they don't work there,
> you live in New England .
> >
> > If you've worn shorts and a
> > parka at the same time, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you've had a lengthy
> > telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong
> > number, you live in New England .
> >
> > If 'Vacation' means going
> > anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you
> live in New England .
> >
> > If you measure distance in hours,
> > you live in New England .
> >
> > If you know several people who have
> > hit a deer more than once, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you have switched from
> > 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and
> back again, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you can drive 65 mph through 2
> > feet of snow during a raging blizzard wit hout f
> linching, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you install security lights on
> > your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you
> live in New England .
> >
> > If you carry jumper cables in your
> > car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in
> New England .
> >
> > If you design your kid's
> > Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in
> New England .
> >
> > If the speed limit on the highway
> > is 55 mph -- you're going 70 and everybody is
> passing y ou, you live in New England .
> >
> > If driving is better in the winter
> > because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in
> New England .
> >
> > If you know all 4 seasons: almost
> > winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
> you live in New England .
> >
> > If you have more miles on your snow
> > blower than your car, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you find 20 degrees 'a
> > little chilly', you live in New England .
> >
> > If there's a Dunkin Donuts on
> > every corner, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you actually understand these
> > jokes, and forward them to all your New England
> friends & others, you live in New England .
> >
about New Englanders...
> >
> >If your local Dairy Queen is closed
> > from October through April, you live in New England .
> >
> > If someone in a Home Depot store
> > offers you assistance and they don't work there,
> you live in New England .
> >
> > If you've worn shorts and a
> > parka at the same time, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you've had a lengthy
> > telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong
> > number, you live in New England .
> >
> > If 'Vacation' means going
> > anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you
> live in New England .
> >
> > If you measure distance in hours,
> > you live in New England .
> >
> > If you know several people who have
> > hit a deer more than once, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you have switched from
> > 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and
> back again, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you can drive 65 mph through 2
> > feet of snow during a raging blizzard wit hout f
> linching, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you install security lights on
> > your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you
> live in New England .
> >
> > If you carry jumper cables in your
> > car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in
> New England .
> >
> > If you design your kid's
> > Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in
> New England .
> >
> > If the speed limit on the highway
> > is 55 mph -- you're going 70 and everybody is
> passing y ou, you live in New England .
> >
> > If driving is better in the winter
> > because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in
> New England .
> >
> > If you know all 4 seasons: almost
> > winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
> you live in New England .
> >
> > If you have more miles on your snow
> > blower than your car, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you find 20 degrees 'a
> > little chilly', you live in New England .
> >
> > If there's a Dunkin Donuts on
> > every corner, you live in New England .
> >
> > If you actually understand these
> > jokes, and forward them to all your New England
> friends & others, you live in New England .
> >