You know you are a Biker when,...

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[WildBillH]

Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car.

You choose an apartment solely on the basis of whether or not it is flat enough to ride into and how close the good roads/trails are.

Your bike rack is worth more than your car.

Your legs are tan only to mid-thigh.

The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my bike".

You actually move farther form work so your bike commute will be longer.

You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel".

Your learn you have X money left over after paying bills and the first thing you do is reach for the nearest bicycling catalog.

75% of the tools you own are from Park or Campagnolo.

You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many/which bikes can that money buy?"

You can tell your significant other with a straight face that its too hot to mow the lawn then take off and ride a century.

Someone in a car asks for directions and you accidentally give them a route that includes motor vehicle barriers, or a route that bypasses all freeways/busy roads (or is very scenic etc.)

You buy a car based on whether or not a bike will fit in the trunk/back

You pull up hard on the steering wheel trying to jump your car over a pot-hole.

You know the distance of every point of interest within 20 miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way.

You refuse to buy a couch because that patch of wall space is taken up by your bikes.

 

[WildBillH]

- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.

- Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer.

- Your best friends are named after animals.

- Your best shoes have steel toes.

- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.

- You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.

- You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike.

- You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.

- Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in the basement.

- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

- Any day you ride is a good day.

- Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

- You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.

- You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike home.

- Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.

- You don't think its a good party till someone rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in the living room.

- You think Tequila is a Sex Aide.

- You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your bike will start.

- Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.

- Your garage has more square footage than your house.

- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it.

- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.

- Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell .

- All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.

 

[zoood]

Ahhhh, but I said it with a picture.

- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.

- Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer.

- Your best friends are named after animals.

- Your best shoes have steel toes.

- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.

- You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.

- You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike.

- You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.

- Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in the basement.

- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

- Any day you ride is a good day.

- Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

- You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.

- You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike home.

- Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.

- You don't think its a good party till someone rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in the living room.

- You think Tequila is a Sex Aide.

- You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your bike will start.

- Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.

- Your garage has more square footage than your house.

- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it.

- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.

- Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell .

- All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.

 

[White Wall]

If all you wear is black T Shirts and blue jeans.

 

[magusjinx]

even your kilt is leather ...http://farm1.static.flickr.com/16/20453558_be58e5aa81.jpg