Bubba49
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A crusty old codger was tearing through a small town in his pickup. A young cop promptly pulls him over. The old duffer was hopping mad and lit into the poor cop immediately. "Dammit David Cooper, I've known you your whole life and you're gonna hassle me today?!" "Why boy, I believe I even changed your diapers a time or two." After a few minutes of this continuing tirade the cop has had enough and says, "Well Jack, by the looks of things I'll be able to return the favor shortly." Jack shut up and took his ticket.
