80 year old

[meredog]

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have bowel movements any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock -- no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."

 

[Nana]

Mike gave me a dirty look when I read that to him........ (snicker!)

 

[meredog]

Mike gave me a dirty look when I read that to him........ (snicker!)

well, him and i have got a long time to go before we get to step 1 lol

 

[wiltat2]

Well I'm at step one and not anxious to find out if step two and three are as correct as step one is.

Oh wait step one isn't correct, seldom do I stand there and nothing comes out. Maybe I just drink to much diet soda and water.

 

[americanbadass]

Thanks for the heads up-I have two years to go, so why do I have to pee all the time?:AGGHH:

 

[Bikerbozo]

Just read it to Dianne. She goes "oh.......ooooooohhhhhhh!"
I guess the solution "depends" on what you want to do about it.

 

[Bill Reber]

I could stand their all day and all night and nother would come out, other than in two bags......count your blessings .

 

[maestro319]

Tmi, tmi, tmi !!!

 

[meredog]

I could stand their all day and all night and nother would come out, other than in two bags......count your blessings .

tu-shey sir !!